|Sweet and Spicy Love|
|Season 1, Episode 12: This is Gon' Taste Fabules, Dawg|
|Air date||July 6, 2014|
|Written by||KAT3915, SA3|
|Directed by||Paws the Wolf in a spicy red pepper Speedo|
|11: Dang, Yo Momma's Weave Tastes Good!||13: Yummy Yummy, Rubbin' Yo Tummy|
Ever looked for the perfectly romantic dish to make for your honey-boo on a romantic getaway in the forest? Well, do famous and fashion-wise fan-favorite couple Trevorlon (Upsilon and Trevor) have the solution for you! Also, Mwah and Theta finally realize they have feelings for one another, despite their tsundere-ness.
Cast Starring in the Episode
- Trevor "Doom" Buck Huntley (co-host, head chef)
- Upsilon Underwood the Mink (co-host, sous-chef)
- Mwah the Raven (entertainer)
- Sigma the Mink (director's personal assistant)
- Paws the Wolf (with a Speedo, director)
- Zackery the Hedgewolf Demon (lighting)
- Drake the Echidna (that one guy)
- Julie-Su the Echidna (creepy fan)
- Kestrel the Pika ("WTF" girl, disturbed audience member)
- Theta the Mink (audio mixer, song DJ, technically an audience member)
- Rex the Dog (film editor, additional audience member)
- Creepy Rex the Dog Mask (film editor's assistant, that one weird guy you avoid to be alone with at all costs, additional audience member)
- Carla Shaw (audience member)
- Ice Dad (audience member, doesn't say much)
- Jeremy the Pick-up Artist
- Evil Tempura Shrimp Monster
//The camera has singled out on Upsilon's physique alone. Upsilon is seen shaking his butt for absolutely no reason (in this episode, he's only wearing a speedo and a 'Kiss the Cook' apron, ooh la la) and then he gives a dramatic look into the camera. The camera widens its view to show the entire stage, even the ugly and messy backstage part.//
Upsilon: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What's up, Trevorlon fangirls/fanboys! This is Sweet and Spicy Love, the hippest cooking show on TV! I'm Upsilon Underwood, the sous-chef. And this is my dearie-pie, Trevvie-kun, head chef!" //He points at Trevor but accidentally sticks his finger in Trevor's mouth.// "Oopsy-daisy!"
Trevor: //LAUGHS HISTERICALLY// "Oh, you lil Uppy senpai!1!1!" //is also only wearing a diaper speedo (wat) made by the Underwood Underwear company which still says "Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful" on it and a Kiss the Cook apron with his famous "Cool story brah" thing still on it, plus all the weird stuff on his face// "What are we making today, Uppy-chan?//11/1?"
Upsilon: "Ooh, baby~ WE'RE GONNA MAKE A CLASSIC, Trevvie-dear!!!!!! IT'S CALLED- Broccoli pudding, with cheese fondue~~ mmmnh,,,~"
Kestrel: "Hey could u not make the noises yeah plz????? N thnk??!?!?!?!? You're reminding me of a certain someone"
Trevor: "Oooooooooooooohhhh that sounds DELISH!! I always loved broccoli pudding growing up...my momma made it all the time!111"
Rex: "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!??!?!?"
Trevor: "It's a delecacy down in the... river!"
Upsilon: "Yeah Trevs! Toe-tally! I used to eat it when I was younger as I poured tea down my tight skinny jeans that hugged my butt in all the right places~"
Kestrel: "You never wore jeans, Upsilon. You never even wore pants!"
Upsilon: "sHUT UP, YOU PUNY INSECT. Now!! We must get the broccoli, no? Yes, yes we do." //He takes a big bowl of broccoli plants and dumps them over a table. "ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! Now, we gotta mash em up to make the mush?!! Trevvie would you do the honors of squishing them up with your supah-fine butt-chan!?"
Trevor: "OF COURSE!!!" //he jumps up and sits on the broccoli with his BUTTOCKS, SQUISHING THEM INTO THE COUNTER, then jumps back off// "A lil's powder dusting'll do the trick~" //takes a make-up blush powder brush thing and randomly powders the broccoli with blush// "there!1!! so kawaii-chan!!!"
Upsilon: "C'est magnifique!" //He plants a lil' kiss on Trevor's head before doing a twirl and collecting the mash into a bowl. OH-KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE! Now you gotta blend the broccoli mash along with some HUEVOS, and a little bit of MAIZE!!!1!! //He puts some corn and eggs in a blender along with the mash and then sets it to super high and the blender freaks the freak out.//
"While that's going on, I think we should make da cheese fon-DOOOOOOOOOO! Whaddaya think, Trev!?"
Trevor: "Oh, DEFINITELY!!!!!!1!!" //takes out a giant block of cheese from behind him which really came out of nowhere// "ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MELT TEH CHEESAH, MIX IN SOME MILKEH," //dumps the block into a pan and pours milk over// "nw u wat"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET INGREE-DEE-ENT IS TOO OUR RECIPES, UPPY-CHAN??!!??!??!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!? SWEATY CHEEKS??!?1/1?"
Upsilon: "WHAT IS IT TREVVIE-POO?!!??!?!!?!?!? SHOUT IT FROM DA ROOFTOPS! TELL THEM I WAS HAPPY WHEN MY HEART WAS BROKEN!!!!! WHAT IS IT BABEH1?!?!?!? JUST GIVE ME A REASON JUST A LITTLE BIT'S ENOUGH!>>!>>!!!!! WHAT IS IT BABEH`?!?!?!?!?"
Trevor: "ITS...................." //inhales really deeply// "LOVE!!!!!!!!111!!1111!11!!!!1!!!111!!!
Upsilon: "Oh, Trevvie-kun, you know how to make a guy smile and blushie~" //He smiles bashfully and blushies, and bats his eyelashes.// "I WONDER HOW WE'LL PUT LOVE INTO OUR ROMANTIC DISH THIS TIME ;0 ;))))))"
Trevor: "Thank. Therere arere so many ways~" //randomly blows a kiss at Upsilon for no reason// "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Upsilon: //He makes a winky face at Trevor as he pretends to catch the kiss and then puts it in his butt pocket... ;) ;)))))// "Babe~"
Trevorlon Fangirls: "KYAAAAA~!! TREVORLON IS THE BEST SHIP EVER! IT'S THE MASTER SHIP!!!!1!! THE MOTHER SHIP!!11!!!!!!!!! WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TREVORLON!" //Some of them start jumping onto the stage and mauling Trevor and Upsilon.//
Upsilon: "Can u gals liek not plx?????? N thnk!?!?!?!??!?!"
Trevor: //randomly having a southern accent for no apparent reason// "Can y'all gals cool down, 'bit? We need some spaaace so we can express our love more~" //suddenly ducks down, then comes back up with a SPITOON// "OH dat's not the right thing y'all" //goes back down and comes back up with the fondue thing. Suddenly loses the southern accent// "Okay so here's the fondue machine!!! How's the broccoli pudding going, Uppy-booboo?"
Upsilon: "Ooooh, it's wonderful! I added some butt juice to the puddin' for extra flay-vor!"
Kestrel: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW OR-"
Upsilon: "Well, since we're gonna make the cheese fondue, you're gonna need cheese, right?! YES! //He grabs a whole chunk of cheese and then mashes it into the fondue machine.// "ARE YOU GONNA WORK, OR ARE YOU GONNA TWERK."
Theta: "haz any1 c'n mwah"
Trevor: "But I already made cheesey sauce <3 it's in the pan dah'ling." //takes the pan of cheese he melted and adds it to the fondue machine. "There, EXTRA CHEESY!!!"
Mwah: "Right here, babe~" //starts twerking//
Upsilon: "OOOOOH! Silly ol' me, I'm lik an ol' goose-chan! HAHAHAHAA." //Some cheese splashes all over Upsilon. Literally everywhere. On his face, his apron, and in his Speedo.// "Well then! At least we know the cheese tastes good!"
Theta: "M-Mwah-senpai... I gotta tell you something...~~" //twerks with him//
Trevor: "HAHA! You ARE silly goose, Uppy-Chan!!! ^_______^ Yo butt juice mak evrything bttr. Now tk the cheese of yoself and put it bak in, mak evrything tast bettr :)"
Mwah: "Y, yes, Theta-sugoi? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BAKA!"
Upsilon: "I have absolutely what you just said,,, SO I'M GONNA WING IT BRO" //He then falls into the vat of fondue cheese and twirls around and slips and slides in it.//
Theta: "Mwah, I... I... I LIKE YOU A LOT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!~!!!!!!!!"
Trevor: "IMMA JOIN WITH YOU, UPSY DAISY!!!111!" //jumps into the fondue cheese with Upsilon//
Mwah: "rrrrr-r-r-r-r-really? LOVE BUG ME TOO!!1!1!!1!" //runs up to Theta// "let's marry"
Upsilon: //He begins to twerk in the cheese fondue and cheese is randomly flying out of his Speedo and into the audience... They like it tho so whatevs!// "TWERK CITY, TREV, TWERK TWERK CITY TREV!"
Theta: "A-and we can have our honeymoon in teh Bahamamasmahamaahmahaas~ <3 <333333"
Trevor: //joins in with Upsilon's twerking// "THIS FONDUE WILL BE TWERKILICIOUS!1!!!!!!11!11!"
Mwah: "AAWWW YOU B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAKA-CHAN!1!!1 THE BAHAHAHAHAHAMAHAMAHAMAHAAHAMAHAMHAMAHS IS A GREAT PLACE FOR A HONEY MOON<3 lil' senpai"
Upsilon: //He randomly flies into the air even though he doesn't have flying powers, and he begins to twerk on top of Trevor's head. Like, he's standing on Trevor's head and twerking, but he's a fail and he falls off and hits the floor.// "D'OH"
Kestrel: "HAHAHAHAAAAAA! NEEEEEERD! BROKEN COLLARBONE!!!!!!!!!!"
Audience: "IT'S THAT HATER MOUSE CHICK AGAIN! GET HERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kestrel: //Her body slowly expands before it just completely vertically stretches and then she's compacted into a speck. She's disappeared!//
Upsilon: ... "I'm just gonna ignore that like yeah?!?!?!? Okay..../!?!?"
Theta: "ANYWHERE'S A GREAT PLACE FOR A HONEYMOON, AS LONG AS I'M ON A HONEYMOON WITH YOU, MWAH-KUN ;) ;))))))~ <3 chuuu~"
Mwah: "Those are words of wisdom, Theta-Senpai!11!! Mwah mwah! I KEES YOU!111!!"
Trevie: "So how are teh foodies doin, mama?"
Theta: "Ohh STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP it Mwah-chan, you're gonna make me BLUSHRE"
Upsilon: "Oh! It's doin' great! The broccoli puddin's ready. NOW WE NEED TO THROW THE CHEESE ON IT~" //He sets the bowl of broccoli pudding down on the floor. But, he's stupid, so he decided falling on the pudding will put the cheese on it. He falls on the bowl and smashes it.//
Trevor: "DELISH! It'll be fantasto! Time for us to ALL GATHER 'ROUND AND TAKE A DELICIOUS TASTE OF OUR BROCCOLI PUDDING FONDUE!1!1!!!!"
Mwah: "The-taw, you can have my share~"
Theta: "omg wtf i didn't get any :("
Mwah: "Don't worry, my lil' Theta!11!!" //STARTS TWERKING TO DISTRACT THE AUDIENCE AND STEAL ALL THE FOOD THEY TOOK// "here The-taw!11!!! IN JOY :)"
Audience: "Oh? Oh."
Theta: "THANKS! Mwah-chan... we should share this cakeu. To symbolize our love!!!!!!!!!!! <3"
Kestrel: "#NOPE" //She swoops in on her broom and using her vacuum like powers, she sucks all the cake out of Theta's hand.// "I'M A SOUL EATER. AND A CAKE EATER."
Theta: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!1!!1!!! D:///////"
Mwah: "Don't worry, baby cakes!" //flies up and knocks Kestrel off her broom, then takes it from her and starts twerking on it as he swoops back down and gives Theta the cake. Then he twerks in Kestrel's face// "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE MY HUBBY-CHAN'S CAKEY, WITCHY!1!!1!11!!!"
Theta: //He sighs dreamily.// "He's so sugoi when he defends me...~ <3"
Kestrel: "EXCUSE ME, SIR, WHAT THE BOOP DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM 10 YEAR ALDODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE A BATTLE TO SEE WHO REALLY TAKES THE CAKE! Haha, puns~ ;D~"
Mwah: "TEH DETH BATTL IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!" //starts twerking randomly// "Attends, que'est que c'est la bataille?"
Kestrel: "SACRE BLEU! I DON'T SPEAK FRENCHRE!" //She gets out her magical kawaii girl star wand and shoots an astral beam at him.// "I'M AN OVERPOWERED CHILD! EAT MY DESU-NESS!"
Mwah: "NO FEAR!!!! I'LL BEAT YOU WITH THE POWER..." //spreads wings// "OH HARMONY AND GOODNESS!!1!!1!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!11!1!!" //a bunch of random star beams from from the ceiling and shoot down. One of them hits Trevor and he becomes un p'tit ange//
Kestrel: //She gets hit by one of the random beams on her hand, and it turns into a thin mint.// "AHH! THAT HURTS! KINDA!" //She then does a twirl and karate chops Mwah's face.// "SORRY NOT SORRY!"
Mwah: "YOU LITTLE OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" //takes the broccoli pudding with the gross cheese I mean delicious cheese fondue and stuffs it in Kestrel's mouth//
Kestrel: "BWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH... MFHFHHFUUHAAAHGHHHHHH!" //She's choking on the gross food, but she pits it back out into Mwah's face like a cannon.// "HYPER FOOD BEAM, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Upsilon: //just sitting there and eating popcorn and watching like a snort.//
Mwah: "Mmm, delish!" //eats the food Kestrel spat at his face// "A DELICACY IN YEW NORK"
Trevor: //sits down beside Upsilon with his own thing of popcorn// BUTTERED POP
Kestral: "EWWWWWW! THAT'S GRODY! THAT'S IIIIIT!" //For some reason she randomly grows like ten time bigger and begins making her way downtown to stomp on Mwah.//
SA3: "SEEN SOUSAN DASAN UN UN TIKITI JAEGER! DUDUDUDUUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDAHHHHHHHHHH!" //I'm screaming the Attack on Titan theme, but not really, because I don't know Japan-ese..,LOL..."
Mwah:"TAKE THIS!11111!" suddenly the whole place explodes and everyone falls into the... river!
Kestrel: "OH GOD, NOT WATER!!!!!!!! I MELT IN THE WATER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH`!!!!!! CURSES! I... I love you... Oni-chan... BLECH" //She explodes into a bunch of purple sequins.//
Upsilon: "SISSY POO-CHAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Trevor: "Don't worry Trevvie-kun, everything will be alright if you close your eyes...meditate. Om..."
Upsilon: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't meditate after I've lost MY SISTER!! I CAN'T... I LOVED HER LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER... BECAUSE SHE WAS MY SISTER... You will pAY FOR THIS MWAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" //He plays that stupid MMM whatcha saayyyy clip over and over.//
Trevor: //continuing to meditate in the CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE POSITION// "Just be COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED, and all will be back to normal...ommm..."
Upsilon: "BUT HOW IS THAT GONNA BRING BACK MY SISTER!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!! SAYING OMMMM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Trevor: "Trust me, Uppy-chan. Trust me."
Paws: "SAY OM OR SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Upsilon: "......................................... Om..........."
//Just as Upsilon said om there is a GREAT FLASH. When they open their eyes they find themselves back in the stage. everything is perfect and the fondue is MAGNIFICANT and they surround it//
Trevor: "WHAT DID I TELL YOU1!1!! EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL AND KESTRAAAAAAAL SHOULD BE BACK TOO. KESTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL"
Kestrel: "I am here, lovelies~"
Upsilon: "IMOUTO-san`!!!!!!!!!!!! KESTRAAAAAAAL! //He picks her up and hugs her tightly.// THANK YOU, MAGICAL FORCE THAT RANDOMLY BROUGHT HER BACK"
Kestrel: "Can you like not plz?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? GTFO LOSER"
Trevor: "Told you, Uppy-chan!!!! Now let's dig in!" //pulls a fork and knife from nowhere// "BONNE APPETITE!!!!!!!!" //BEGINIS TO DIG IN//
Paws: "LOOKS DELECTABLE!!!!!!!!"
Kestrel: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *she goes super saiyan* I'M SICK OF BEING THE ONE THAT DIES IN THIS SHOW! I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU TO A DETH BATL! LET'S GO!"
Upsilon: "FINE THEN!!!!!! *rips off his jacket and goes super saiyan too and he randomly has muscles??? okay* "YAHRHRAAAAAGH!"
Trevor: "I'LL AVENGE YOU, UPPY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!" //randomly goes super saiyan too but he's PINK INSTEAD OF YELLOW?!1///1/?!1/?!!?!?1/1/1?!?!?
Paws: "Oh? Oh."
Upsilon: "WITH THE POWER OF SWEETNESS, AND SPICYNESS OF LOVE, GIVE TO ME THE POWER FROM THE GODS ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I HAVE THE POOWEAAAAAAAAAR! *he randomly has a light beam and he's charging it up*
Kestrel: ... "okay" *she spawns muscles on herself and starts shooting star beams at trevor*
Trevor: "NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!' //randomly goes into a meditation pose while floating in the air and random candles appear out of nowhere around him, and somehow dodges the star beams while in the pose// "I LOOK LIKE A FORTUNE COOKIE, BUT DO I TASTE LIKE ONE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" //SUDDENLY HE LOOKS LIKE A SONIC BOOM KNUCKLES VERSION OF HIMSELF// "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" //fortune cookies come blasting out of his mouth at Kestrel//
Kestrel: *screams* "OH MY GOD WHAT- *all the fortune cookies fly into her mouth and she's starting to look like patrick with all the snowballs in his mouth*
Upsilon: "WRURHAHHRHRRGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGUG!" *he shoots out a shadow beam from his ROCK HARD, SCULPTED, CRAFTED ABS because lol for the ladies ;) ;) you like? yeah. the beam just goes over and hits kestrel*
Kestrel: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!1!!!! *she explodes into a showwer of glitter. r ALE FOOTAGE OF A KESTREL DYING SCUCKING MEMES*
Upsilon: "we did it, trevor, dear~"
Trevor: "Yes, child."
Upsilon: "Well then, I guess we've all learned something for today..." *he looks into the camera and his belt randomly morphs into a speedo... WAIT WHAT!? That's not possible! whatever.* "It's to never trust your demon witch sister, and when you battle her... battle with love.
Far out." *and then he randomly starts twerking*