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Sweet and Spicy Love
Season 1, Episode 1: A Fresh Beginnin', Let's Get Cookin'!
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Air date June 17, 2014
Written by KAT3915, SA3
Directed by Paws the Wolf in a purple sequined Speedo
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N/A Flip Your Way Into Love!
"Sweet and Spicy Love" Episode 1: A Fresh Beginnin', Let's Get Cookin! is the first episode of the first season of the hit celebrity cooking-show reality television series "Sweet and Spicy Love", co-hosted by Trevorlon (a.k.a. Trevor "Doom" Buck Huntley and Upsilon Underwood the Mink.)

Episode Premise

Famous and fashion-wise fan-favorite couple Trevorlon (Upsilon and Trevor) kick off their newest TV cooking series with a whole slew of extremely simple recipes and easy tips to get your romance on! Also, Mwah twerks and plays his tuba to Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" and shakes his butt all over the salad. Viewers are in for a wild night!

Cast Starring in the Episode

  • Trevor "Doom" Buck Huntley (co-host, head chef)
  • Upsilon Underwood the Mink (co-host, sous-chef)
  • Mwah the Raven (entertainer)
  • Sigma the Mink (director's personal assistant)
  • Paws the Wolf (with a Speedo, director)
  • Zackery the Hedgewolf Demon (lighting)
  • Drake the Echidna (that one guy)
  • Julie-Su the Echidna (creepy fan)
  • Kestrel the Pika ("WTF" girl, disturbed audience member)
  • Theta the Mink (audio mixer, song DJ, technically an audience member)
  • Rex the Dog (film editor, additional audience member)
  • Creepy Rex the Dog Mask (film editor's assistant, that one weird guy you avoid to be alone with at all costs, additional audience member)
  • Carla Shaw (audience member)
  • Ice Dad (audience member, doesn't say much)

Script

//The show begins by showing the audience and stage, it goes past the audience and the camera does a bunch of oh things as the audience applauds, until it eventually focuses on Trevor and Upsilon.//

Trevor: "Hello, fellow ohs! 'WELCOME TO SWEET AND SPICY LOVE' with me, TREVOR "DOOM" BUCK HUNLTEY and the sous-chef, UPSILON UNDERWOOD!!!!"

Upsilon: "HEYYYY GUUURL WHAT CHOO GON' BE DOIN' TONIGHT, YOU LOOKIN' FABULES GURL I'M A JUST CALL YOU UP, TAKE YOU HOME, AND PUT YOU IN THE OVEN LIKE SOME HOT CROSS BUNS! OOH, YOU LIL' NAAASTEH!

Oh, um... what? Anyways, today we have some... delicious ideas... for you to partake in... hehe..."

//There's a slow and slightly awkward zoom on Upsilon's face, but then it goes back to the regular widescreen.//

Upsilon: "But first, special guest star, famous rapper and choreographer MWAH THE RAVEN is gonna kick our show off with some MOVES!"

//Mwah starts twerking as "Sexy Back" starts playing, and he jumps on the counter and twerks everywhere, and then runs to the audience and twerks in the crowds and throws confetti at people's faces//

Trevor: "WOWZERS, THAT SURE IS A FANTASTIC SHOW ISN'T IT!!!!"

//Mwah takes out a tuba from nowhere and blasts it in Theta's face//

Theta: "HEY, MAN! NOT COOL! I'LL SHOW YOU A MUSICAL BLAST!"

//Theta begins to play "Apple Bottom Jeans" on full blast with his DJ mixing table. He then proceeds to take off his gloves, stick them on his ears, take off his jacket, and twerk alongside Mwah, doing really weird arm movements, too.//

Theta: "PA-POW! A TWERK BATTLE OF AGES! WHO WIL WIN TEH DETH BATL NOW?!"

Mwah: "HA! You think you can win?!??!!?!?" //flies up above Theta and starts twerking above his face// "BEAT THAT, MINK BOY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!1!!!!1" //he pulls out then different instruments and starts playing them all to the Apple Bottom Jeans song, while flying and twerking all at once.

Theta: "RRRRRR! Fine, you wanna play it like THAT?! I'll show you the true power and force of my MICHAEL JACKSON SOUL!"

//Theta suddenly has Michael Jackson's Thriller outfit on for now reason, and a spotlight singles him out on the stage. He grabs a microphone from nowhere and begins singing "Human Nature."//

Theta: "WHYYYYYYYYYYY? WHAYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" //He sassily flips his hair back and does some smooth moves.//

Sigma: "Woah... what a dream boat! THE BOTH OF THEM! AHHHH, I LOVE YOU, MWAH AND THETA!" //She throws a rose onto the stage.//

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOO! //They throw some flowers too, although that one guy just had to bring a mushroom and threw it on the stage. What a snort.//

Mwah: "Thank you, thank you, lovelies!!!! I know you all cheer for me!" //bows in the air//

Trevor: "Wasn't that a blast and a good start to the show?! Yeah!!! WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, UPPY-DEAR?! The audience sure liked it, WHATEVS!!!!"

Upsilon: "Totally, BABE-MAGNET! It was most certainly a great treat to see, especially because of Mwah's behind. He's been working out, definitely.

... Anyways, TIME TO START TO SHOW! Today, our most delectable dish, we are making:

Romantic Perch Cake! Mmmm... SWEET, SAVORY, AND A GREAT MEAL TO SET THE MOOOD..."

Trevor: "OH, yes, Romantic Perch Cake! A definite FAV, if you ask me!! Definitely romantic, that fish!!1!11 SO FIRST YOU GOTTA GET THE INGREDIENTS!!! And mix them up. Oh, that's pretty obvious though..." //takes out a giant thing of flour and pours it into a bowl// "First you start with the flour!!! Ain't that right, cutie?!"

Upsilon: "Definitely, Trevvie-poo! Stir it all up in there!"

Kestrel: "WHAT THA FU–"

Upsilon: "Next step, little sweeties? You take the perchies!" //Upsilon takes out a bucket of perches and holds one up.// "Mmm, they smell rotten...

IT'S A DELICACY SOMEWHERE! Now you just dump 'em in the batter, like THIS!" //Upsilon dumps the fishes into the batter.//

Trevor: "That's right!!!! NOW YOU TAKE THE MILK AND YOU POUR IT RIGHT INTO THE FLOWER!!!! AND DON'T FORGET TONS OF BACKING SODA, IT GIVES IT THAT YUMMY AFTER TASTE! Then you stir it with all the lumpies! Doesn't this smell so good, lil' Upsy-Daisy?! Oh, we can't forget the sugar, either!!!" //takes out sugar and dumps nearly the whole package in// "there now it will be sweat with the delectable fish!!!!"

Upsilon: "Mmm, mm mm mm! That looks mighty tasty already, Trev-chan! I love it when you bake stuff~ <3"

Audience: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH! //claps//"

Kestrel: "DOES NOBODY SERIOUSLY FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE FACT THAT UPSILON IS DATING A SIX YEA–"

Upsilon: "After all dat stirring and such, ya put it in the DANG OVEN! //takes the bowl and just puts it in the oven like dat// Hmmm, Trevvie-kun, what do you think we should do while we wait?!"

Trevor: "AH, WE PLAY A FUN GAME OF FISH STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" //Trevor goes in the cupboard and pulls out a box of fish sticks. He opens it and starts throwing fish sticks at the audience// "CATCH THE FISH STICKS AND EAT 'EM, THEY'RE HAND MADE BY UPPY-PIE!!!!! Ain't that right, honey bunny?!" //throws the empty box behind him// "THE ONE WITH THE MOST FISH STICKS WINS THE SPECIAL PRIZE!!!!"

Audience: "ERMAHGURD! GET 'ER DUN!" //They go and start trying to catch and eat the fish sticks.//

Kestrel: "NOPE!" //Kestrel uses magic to have the fishsticks gravitate towards her and go into her mouth, and she sucks them down like a vaccum.// "#SUCKSFORYOU,LOSERS! WHERE'S MY PRIZE?!"

Audience: "BOOOOOOOOOO!1!1!11!11!11!!!!!"

Trevor: "LOOKS LIKE KESTRAAAL IS THE WINNER!!!!! Upsilon, the prize plz?!??! N thnk??!?!?"

Upsilon: "Sure thing, sissy!" //He walks up to her and shoves a whole punch of perches in her mouth.// "VACCUUM THIS!"

Audience: LOL

Kestrel: "RGRGRRHHRRHRRR!" //After a moment of her choking on the perches she fades into the air, and a fart noise plays at the end.//

Upsilon: "... Oh? Oh."

Trevor: "Well then! The perch cake should be finished in just a spiffy! But first we need some more time to snort. Uppy, HOW BOUT WE DO THE TANGO INVESTIGATION?!?1/1??1.1/!?!?!?"

Upsilon: "LET'S DO THIS, TREVVIE-CHAN! //He asummes the tango position.// READY WHEN YOU ARE!"

Audience: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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Trevor: "YEPPYDOODLES!11!!!" //assumes tango position with Upsilon// "THETA, MUSIC!!!!!" //begins doing the tango investigation with Upsilon// "SO, UPSILON, DO YOU KNOW WHERE SUNSHINE GOODNESS IS?!?!?!"

Theta: //Cranks dat music like-//

Upsilon: "NO, I DO NOT! BUT, I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY, ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT!" //He lifts his legs incredibly high for a dude...//

Audience: "WOAH! SLICK GROMMIT MOVES!"

Trevor: "OH HOHO!!! I WONDER WHO YOU COULD BE TALKIN' 'BOUT, LOVE!?1/1.1!!?"

Audience: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!"

Trevor: "dat's right~" //winks//

Upsilon: "oh, really~?"

//The oven goes #ding!//

Upsilon: "PERFECT TIMING, THAT WAS GETTING AWKWARD FOR SA3 TO WRITE!"

SA3: "I'm suddenly in this."

Upsilon: //He takes the perch cake out of the oven.// MMMMMMMMM! It smells SUPAH-FINE! Now, it's time for icing it! Ooooh! How do you wanna ice the cake, Trevvie-kun?!"

Trevor: "OOOOOHH!!!!!" //takes out a giant bag of icing sugar// "We use this, Uppy-Chan!1! //opens the bag and dumps in a bowl, and the icing sugar goes POOF all over and turns Upsilon and Trevor white// "OHOHOHO! WE'RE LIKE LIL' GHOSTIES NOW, AREN'T WE UPPY-SENPAI!1/!? and then you ADD THE WATER AND MIX IT ALL UPPIES!! and then we need colour...hmm, which colour do you think, Upsy-Daisy?!"

Upsilon: "LET'S MAKE IT PINK!! //He takes out some pink coloring dye and puts it in the icing mix.// It's to symbolize our love <3."

Audience: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 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//Upsilon and Trevor stand there staring at nothing as the crowd whooped for like ever//

Trevor: "WHAT A FANTASTO IDEA!!1!!" //starts stiring the icing mix// "Next, we SLATHER IT ON THE CAKE!!!" //takes a spoon and slaps the icing onto the cake// "there!!! doesn't it look nummy?!?!?!!? SOON, WE'LL HAVE A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GETS TO EAT THE CAKE AND TASTE TEST IT!!!!111 OOOOHH!! But first, we should write some love messages~" //Trevor takes out a tube and writes "love you, cutie" on the cake// "For you, Uppy-Chan!11!"

Mwah: "ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Upsilon: //He can't help but blushie at Trevor's words!// "Awh, thanks, BABE. LET ME WRITE SOMETHING FOR U!!!" //He takes the icing and writes "hey gurl hey u lookin fine".//

Kestrel: "ON TO THE CONTEST YOU DINGBATS!"

Trevor: //blushres at Uppy's words too// "So very sweet, sweet cake!" //turns to camera// "GET IT"

Audience: "LOL"

Trevor: "AAAlright, now we'll get to the contest! The contest is WHO CAN SING "KISS YOU" THE BEST/!?!?1/?!?!?!?!?!? HIT IT, THETA!!!!"

Theta: //He puts the track on the turntable and the song begins playing.// "Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like! We could go out any day, any night. Baby I'll take you there, take you there!!! Baby I'll take you there, yeah!!!!" //He looks at Mwah like "you wanna go bro."

Mwah: "Oh, tell me tell me tell me how to turn your love on!!! You can get, get anything that you want!! Baby just shout it out, shout it out!! Baby just shout it out, yeah!!111!!11" //plays random guitar solo for no reason at all whatsoever, until Paws hits it out of his arm.

Paws: "And if you, you want me too!!! Let's make a move!!111?!?!??!? Yeah, so tell me girl if every time we........"

Rex: "The lyrics are getting creepy now can we just like, yeah?!/1/!?"

Upsilon: "TOU-OU-OUCH, YOU GET THIS KINDA RU-U-USH?! BABY, SAY

Audience: "YAAAAAYAAAAAYAEAAAAAH, UH! YEAAAHAAAAAAHEAYEAH!"

Upsilon: "IF YOU DON' WANNA TAKE IT SLOW, AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE ME HOME~" //wink at Trevor// "THEN BABBY SAY-"

Audience: "YAAAAAYAAAAAYAEAAAAAH, UH! YEAAAHAAAAAAHEAYEAH!"

Upsilon: "and let me kiss chu <3333333333 kyaaaaa!"

Trevor: "Oh, baby, baby, don't you know you got what I need?!?!1/!?  Looking so good from your head to your feet!!!1!1!! Come on come over here, over here!11" //winks back at Upsilon// "Come on come over here, yeah!!!1!1!!"

Audience: 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Kestrel: "YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!"

Upsilon: "Like, ohmygod, A HATER! GET HER!"

Audience: //They start to move forward her like those hockey players from Jontron's R.L. Stein videos.// "RAAAAWRGH!"

Kestrel: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Trevor: //throws a random net over Kestrel// "GOT YA NOW, KESTRAAAL!!!!"

Drake: "HEY KESSY, WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?!?1/?!"

Trevor: "Go away you lil' mom!1" //takes Kestrel and puts her out the back door and closes it// "NOW SHE CAN'T RUIN OUR ROMANTIC LOVE/?!?!?!?!?!? Isn't that better, Uppy-chan?!? Now we can go see who the contest winner is!!!" //runs back to the stage//]

Upsilon: "YEAH! LEEEET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" //He waits for two minutes before FINALLY going to the stage. He sees...//

Theta: //He's twerking to the song now, not even singing, and the ladies are goin' wild.//

Trevor: (screaming so loud he nearly blasts everyone's eardrums) "THETAS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" //grabs the cake and runs up to Theta// "You get the cake, Theta!1!!11! You take the first bity-poo!1!!"

Theta: "W-WOAH?! THANK YOU, SO MUCH!" //He wipes a tear and just takes some of the cake with his hands like a total gentleman.// "This is...

THE BEST CAKE EVER!" //He's randomly blasted back by some unseen force into the air and hits the wall behind him, and he breaks a hole through it.//

Trevor: //Looks at Upsilon// "WE DID, UPPY-CHAN! No one can beat our FANTASTO Romantic Perch Cake!111!! Time for a celebration1!!!1!! And everyone else can try the cake too, but save some for Theta, it was his after all!!" //takes some cake and eats it// "WOW THOSE FISH REALLY COMPLETE THE MEAL, DON'T THEY?!?!?!"

Upsilon: "yEAH! THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS, I wanna take a bitere!" //He takes a bite and just like Theta, he blasts back into the wall and makes a hole.// "FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sigma: "LEMME GET DAT CAKE!" //She tastes the cake and gets blasted back, too. In fact, all of SA3's characters are just randomly BLOWN AWAY at how good the cake is! AHA! FUNNY!//

Audience: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

Paws: //takes a bite// "OOOH!!1!!!!" //randomly bursts into flames yet isn't dying at all//

Rex: "It can't be THAT good..." //takes a bite// "WOW IT IS ACTUALLY FANTASTIC OHH MAMAMAMAMAMA!!!!" //starts running in circles around the seats//

Mwah: //starts twerking as he eats the cake and stares into your soul//

Carla Shaw: "HAH MAH NAME IS CARLA SHAW :) :)))"

Trevor: "Well this has been quite the success!11!1! : 0: ))0 )) "

Upsilon: "HONEY BUNNY, we might wanna sign off before everyone dies because our cake is so GREAT! BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT...

A MUSICAL NUMBER BY MWAH!"

//ROMANTIC LOVE MUSIC STARTS PLAYING EVEN THOUGH THETA'S NOT EVEN THERE//

Mwah: "IT'S TIME TO GET RRRRROMANTIC!!!1!11!!!" //starts dancing all over the place, playing random instruments and singing "Romantic Love" WHILE DOING THE ACTIONS and staring into your soul// "CARESS YOUR LOVER!111!!!!!1!11"

//as Mwah sings the audience begins to leave and the camera pans out a lot, showing the whole stage//

Trevor: "And I guess that's all today on SWEET AND SPICY LOVE!!!!! Signing off, I'm TREVOR "DOOM" BUCK HUNLTEY!!1"

Upsilon: "AND I'M UPSILON! THANKS FOR JOINING, AND AS ALWAYS, HAVE A FUNKY FRESH EVENING... ;D"

//The screen fades to black, and some new commercial plays. The show is over.//

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